Make the Wong Call, Get the Right Results

Audio So Clear It’s Almost Creepy

Remember when you could pretend you didn’t hear that assignment your boss gave you? Those days are over. Our HD voice technology is so clear, you’ll hear every sigh, keyboard tap, and office dog bark in glorious detail.

• Wideband audio that makes phone calls from the 2000s sound like they happened underwater
• Noise cancellation so good your coworkers won’t hear your kids screaming in the background (your secret is safe)
• Echo suppression that finally ends the “echo… echo… echo” nightmare
• Volume that automatically adjusts when Dave from accounting suddenly STARTS SHOUTING FOR NO REASON

Reliability That Won’t Ghost You Mid-Sentence

Unlike your flaky friend who cancels plans at the last minute, our service actually shows up and stays connected. With 99.99% uptime, we’re more reliable than your morning coffee addiction.

• Servers so redundant they repeat themselves (but your calls won’t drop)
• Smart routing that finds paths around internet traffic jams faster than your GPS finds detours
• Failover systems that kick in faster than you can say “Hello? Are you still there?”
• Real-time monitoring that spots problems before you even notice them
• Seamless network switching that keeps calls connected even when you walk from WiFi to cellular (like magic, but with more engineering)

Security Tight Enough for Witness Protection

We take your privacy so seriously that even we don’t want to hear your conversations. Our encryption makes eavesdropping virtually impossible, which is great for business secrets and not-so-great for government agencies.

• 256-bit encryption that would take supercomputers longer than the age of the universe to crack
• Perfect forward secrecy (which sounds made up but is actually real high-level crypto stuff)
• Authentication so secure you might occasionally lock yourself out (we’re working on that)
• Regular security updates because we’re paranoid on your behalf
• Compliance with so many regulations we’ve lost count

Business Features That Actually Make Business Better

We’ve packed in everything businesses need, plus things they didn’t know they needed but will soon wonder how they lived without.

• Conference rooms for up to 50 people, where miraculously, everyone can actually hear each other
• Call recording that doesn’t sound like it was taped on a cassette from 1985
• Custom routing rules for when you’re “in a meeting” (napping)
• Voice analytics that tell you who talks too much in meetings (it’s probably you)
• CRM integration that actually works, unlike that last solution IT forced on everyone
• APIs for the nerds who want to customize everything

Pricing That Won’t Require a Second Mortgage

All this amazingness must cost a fortune, right? Wrong! We believe in charging fair prices because we’re disruptive, not delusional.

• Billing so simple even your finance department won’t find anything to complain about
• No hidden fees (we’re not an airline or a cable company)
• Volume discounts that actually make mathematical sense
• Enterprise plans customizable to your specific needs (and budget)
• Free tier coming soon for people who want to dip their toes in before cannonballing into our Wong Call pool

Available Everywhere You’d Possibly Need It

Our platform works across so many devices, you’ll never have an excuse for missing a call again. (Sorry about that.)

• Mobile apps that don’t drain your battery faster than a teenager drains the fridge
• Desktop apps for every OS that don’t require a computer science degree to install
• Web calling that works in any browser without seventeen plugin installations
• APIs for businesses that want to integrate calling into their own tools

Stop Making the Wrong Call

Don’t be the last person in your office still using outdated VoIP. Sign up for our waitlist today and be among the first to experience communication that actually works as advertised. Revolutionary concept, we know.